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You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?

Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Of all the friends I've had… you're the first.

• But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
• Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
• Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.

You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! I'm a thing. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. And I'm his friend Jesus. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?

Tell them I hate them. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

I wish! It's a nickel. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. No, just a regular mistake. If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

You can see how I lived before I met you. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Why would a robot need to drink? No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it.

Oh God, what have I done? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? You know, I was God once. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Yeah, lots of people did. When will that be? No! The cat shelter's on to me. Ow, my spirit! You don't know how to do any of those.

Why would a robot need to drink? Professor, make a woman out of me. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Ow, my spirit!